LGBTQ

The Unnamable Crimes of Katherina Hetzeldorfer

I am writing this with full knowledge that what I am about to write should not be written. For the best approach to such crimes as...

Correspondant this week: Diane de Poitiers

Take a cold bath (helps the complexion)

Take a bath at all (every day). It makes you smell better. Pro tip: A massage after will relax you.

Wear all black or all white. It's flattering

Learn Greek and Latin (be well educated, it helps with the charm)

Stay active (horseback riding, hunting etc.) Go on daily runs.

Drink Liquid Gold aka beauty elixir