Confessional

I had sex with an incubus and I will never go back

One day, full of pride in my heart gluttony in my belly, and lust in my loins, I abandoned God and made myself ripe for the devil to...

Correspondant this week: Diane de Poitiers

Take a cold bath (helps the complexion)

Take a bath at all (every day). It makes you smell better. Pro tip: A massage after will relax you.

Wear all black or all white. It's flattering

Learn Greek and Latin (be well educated, it helps with the charm)

Stay active (horseback riding, hunting etc.) Go on daily runs.

Drink Liquid Gold aka beauty elixir